The 12:02 stands for sitting in a park with your lover and never once making eye contact | The 12:02 stands for Etsy Kratom dealers | The 12:02 stands for final day heroics | The 12:02 stands for the revival of Anaglyph 3D | The 12:02 stands for lies and deception | The 12:02 stands for rounding up the daydreamers | The 12:02 stands for making better use of this | The 12:02 stands for Catholic Guilt | The 12:02 stands for watching the BBC Asian Comedy Network Summer 2024 Special three times in a row | The 12:02 stands for undercutting your competition | The 12:02 stands for teenage pregnancy scares | The 12:02 stands for a vague notion of England | The 12:02 stands for 5046-B | The 12:02 stands for Yakubian sciences | The 12:02 stands for sleeping on a roundabout | The 12:02 stands for learning Russian from porn | The 12:02 stands for getting paggered | The 12:02 stands for when it's as hot in as it is out | The 12:02 stands for shameless cowardice | The 12:02 stands for Strip Club Chicken Wings | The 12:02 stands for being the last of the gang to fall to the pleasure cube | The 12:02 stands for the Richmondshire Princess stereotype | The 12:02 stands for County Durham's finest | The 12:02 stands for going on holiday and regretting it | The 12:02 are of the belief that many of our contemporaries are MI5 or adjacent to other security services | The 12:02 stands for dropshipping pheromones | The 12:02 stands for something Japanese | The 12:02 stands for the month long make-out and the decade long hang-up | The 12:02 stands for levelling up/off the North of England | The 12:02 stands for impending paternal suicide | The 12:02 stands for doomscrolling Twitter, just to test object permanence | The 12:02 stands for pointless rituals in some degenerate gala | The 12:02 stands for the destruction of every Monty and Minty based in London | The 12:02 stands for spreading yourself thin | The 12:02 stands for MUCKY MUCKY | The 12:02 stands for E-mail Genital Mutilation | The 12:02 stands for a will to do something that might one day be more than just nothing | The 12:02 stands for narrowboating the canal network as soon as you turn 27 | The 12:02 stands for Brutalism with Chinese characteristics | The 12:02 stands both for and against contradicting yourself | The 12:02 stands for marble skin armour | The 12:02 stands for remembering the colon in our name on gig posters | The 12:02 stands for fighting them on the shop shelves | The 12:02 stands for only playing covers when you're booked for a show | The 12:02 stands for dying for a land with some tape around it | The 12:02 stands for greater respect to continuity announcers | The 12:02 stands for the chain that really doesn't need a name | The 12:02 stands for a sample size of one | The 12:02 stands for the doubt in avoidance | The 12:02 stands for gaming the system | The 12:02 stands for auditing the breast fed minority | The 12:02 invites you to stand with us, standing against making a stand | The A1M is your girlfriend | LOBOTOMITES OF THE WORLD UNITE!